Jodie Foster “The Carpet Muncher”: Nasty tweeters react to coming out speech

My mother always told me if I had nothing good to say, keep my muthafckin mouth shut. These users clearly needed that lesson. As most of you know, Jodie Foster came out the closet at the Golden Globes last night and twitter reacted like this…
Wouldn’t it have been more interesting if narcissistic carpet muncher Jodie Foster had come out as hetero at the Golden Globes?
— Max Keiser (@maxkeiser) January 14, 2013
Jodie Foster is a carpet muncher?? #newstome
— Mauricio Llano (@mauro2029) January 14, 2013
After The Accused and The Brave One, I’d be a carpet muncher too if I were Jodie Foster #GoldenGIobes #lesbian
— Chris Meehan (@TheCMee23) January 14, 2013
Does anyone really give a fuck if Jodie Foster is a carpet muncher?#itrubsthelotiononitsskin
— Mother Green (@Akapatstew) January 14, 2013
Only thing I can see thats noteworthy from the #goldenglobes that has ppl a buzz on twitter that apparently jodie foster is a carpet muncher
— Dusty Loads(@Hanzi83) January 14, 2013
YES, JODIE FOSTER BEING A CARPET MUNCHER IS A NOT WELL KEPT SEEKRIT, BUT SHE NEVER CAME OUT
— I GOT YOUR SAUSAGE (@devenlane) January 14, 2013
Apparently I am the last person on earth to discover that Jodie Foster is a carpet muncher
— Chelsea, not lately (@GibbonsChelsea) January 14, 2013
I knew it…Jodie Foster is a carpet muncher… Or shall I say hamster muncher?
— Bradley (@BratleySpoo) January 14, 2013

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