Stan Drivel

Mario Lopez decided to give us a treat by posting a pic of himself in some red under pants while putting up his Christmas tree… Poor kid…

…and we don’t believe him. Moustafa Ismail made headlines recently, entering the Guinness book of world records for having the biggest biceps in the world but some people cried foul insisting that he used the synthetic oil synthol, and now the body builder has come out defending himself.

Couldn’t make this up if I tried. A Thai man’s genitals was removed after he injected himself with olive oil in the hopes of making his penis bigger.

I have no words. Reality star Lacey Wildd is a self proclaimed plastic with size LLL breasts and she doesn’t care what you think about it.

Come and get him please

See, this is why we can’t have nice things.

LOL